Example of a really bad lawyer

I know it's been a really long time since my last post, so let's just take this as my first post as a 1L, 2/3 through the first semester. It's a wild ride, but the things that keep me sane are support from friends and family, Diet Coke and home-brewed hefeweizen. Also, things that are in the legal field that are just too hilarious to pass up. Like this actual rehearing petition (this is real, people). If anything, this is why I want to be a competent, sane lawyer at the end of my three years: